I was standing in line at the grocery store today, when a magazine cover caught my eye.
Really? I'm sure it was rough being beautiful. She lost 10 lbs for the wedding, too. Good thing - she was such a fat cow. Psh.
(Ok, I'm adding this after I wrote the whole post. I just looked at the magazine cover again and apparently she's been ridiculed for being flat chested and called ugly. That's not nice. It had to hurt - and then to be called those things on national TV? That hurts AND is embarassing. But Tortured? Nay Nay. Women in other countries that are routinely mutilated because of their looks and gender - THAT'S tortured.)
This has been a theme I've seen lately. There was a contestant on The Voice that was all "I'm tired of just being the pretty girl." Another show I watched had this girl blubbering about how people gave her more attention because she was beautiful. She got seated at restaurants faster; she received better service; she got free crap. Boo freakin' hoo. We should all have those struggles.
I find the whole "I was just another pretty face" outcry, ridiculous. I think it's just another limb on the tree of vanity. Because if you're not getting enough attention being pretty and you feel like you need to complain about being pretty? Then you really are a sad, sad case.
Have you heard that song by Keri Hilson, Pretty Girl Rock? I hate that song. I really, really hate it. Whenever someone says something asinine like, "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful." Or "Don't hate what you ain't.", I see bright flashes of white lights in my brains.
Sweetheart, I don't hate you because you're beautiful. I hate you because you're a vain, stuck up, vapid piece of filth that relies on her looks far too much. I hate you because you're ugly on the inside.
But seriously? If you have to go around bitching about how gorgeous you are and how you've been treated differently your whole life because of it? Then you need a reality check.
(Wonder if someone will say, "Only ugly girls make posts like this.")
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Love this!!!!
All of those magazines make me roll my eyes but still? Very entertaining!
Those women are dumbasses.
Doesn't matter anyway. Eventually, ugly or pretty, all of us are going to be old and wrinkly, and accidentally zipping our saggy boobs into our pants zippers...
Oh Heidi, don't hate me because I'm .... just teasing. I agree, if that is all people have to complain about -- they should keep it to themselves. I'm being nice.
Yes. Yes. Yes. You tell 'em, Heidi.
♥ sécia
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What did my daughters friend say the other night?....
Cry me a river, build yourself a bridge and get over it!
There you go!
And only ugly girls would agree with you....
....therefore I am hideous :) (and perfectly fine with it!!)
And only ugly girls would agree with you....
....therefore I am hideous :) (and perfectly fine with it!!)
Heidi, you crack me up.
"I don't hate you because you're beautiful. I hate you because you're a vain, stuck up, vapid piece of filth that relies on her looks far too much. I hate you because you're ugly on the inside."
Is this too long for a bumper sticker? T-shirt maybe?
Okay, MamaMash is hilarious up there...
I loved this post - I was standing in the dreary Safeway line today and the checker was taking too long and so I was forced to really pause and look at the covers of the tabloids. I was just so disappointed in humanity - the shit that sells - it's all about how much cellulite celebs have and how big/small their boobs are etc. It is just...horrible shite. And everybody wonders where girls get their eating disorders from? Jeez. Sorry for the rant but I'm with you on this one sister! (-:
This is a great post and oh so true! I like it when you get all judgmental :p
These magazines and TV shows are all a little ridiculous lately. Doing whatever they can to make money. And the sad thing is, is that it works and these people make a bunch of money.
AMEN SISTA!! It must be truly horrible to be so beautiful!! What they wouldn't give to have herpes covered faces and wrinkles on their rolls. If only there were some way!!!! OH GOD WHHHHYYYYYY! When I hear it my first thought is "If I shaved her head right now would she thank me??"
They are all full of shit and can kiss my not perfect ass! :D
Agreed! Thank you for writing this.
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