Someone should tell her it isn't polite to stare.
Wonder what would happen if I poked her in the eye.
When she wakes up in the morning does she think, "I can't see, I can't see!" until she rolls over?
Does she tell her kids, "I've got my eyes on you!" when she's doing the dishes?
What about if she's having sex, um..yk..in a position that would require her back to be the part her partner sees. Wouldn't that be kind of creepy? Or maybe he feels like he got a deal - two, two, two lays in one!
When she says, look me in the eye - do you have to run around her in circles?
If she doesn't see eye to eye with someone, can she just turn the other cheek???
Ok..I'm done.
Uh..wait...
Can we call her 4 eyes?
NOW I'm done.
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That's creepy weird, not cool weird!
Hugs & love,
Mimi
"Eye" see how disturbing sitting behind her would be.
love it...I can always count on your blog to make me laugh.
That's kinda freaky!
Oh Heidi! You are too much! You had me laughing my ass off. And I'm still at the office! I shouldn't go to your blog while on break!
Cynthia
I just want to know why?
That just gave me the willies! Weird!
bwahahahaha!!! You are hysterical and that tat is so strange!
Ba dum dum.
HAHAHA. My best friend has cat eyes on her back quite similar to those and they always freak me out so I can totally relate.
♥ sécia
www.petiteinsanities.blogspot.com
This is by far the. weirdest. tattoo. I. have. ever. seen. I mean, it trumps the middle-aged dude I saw at the beach with a tramp stamp. And, the fact that YOU TOOK A PIC??? You so rock.
I can't get past the placement of the eyes...and the unfortunate eyebrows...oh man.
That is soooooooo weird!!!
You rock! I'm awarding you the Stylish Blogger Award! Click the link below to claim it, and keep the laughs coming! Ha ha!
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Smiles, Jenn
And if you look closely the eyebrows weren't tweezed in the same shape...
WTH???? That is hilarious! I totally would have taken her picture too!
That is CREEPY!! My first thought was: If I were her and I was doing the sex thing you mentioned, with my man I would say "I see you mouthing my sisters name!!" Hahaha.
Creeptastic. Eww. Willies.
You called it.
That is creepy!!
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