No, this isn't a post about how old my kid is.
This, my friends, is a post about something else ENTIRELY.
It's a scary post.
One mid-afternoon an innocent, unsuspecting lady came upon a scene unlike any other she'd witnessed before. She stared in shock and horror and her screams could be heard throughout the land. She recoiled and double checked. Triple checked. No, her eyes were not deceiving her...it was true! This terrible, terrible thing was TRUE!
She had grey pubic hair. *scream*
Listen, I was ok with the grey on the top of my head. That's been there for awhile, it's old news. But when I saw that grey pubic hair? Forget about it. That's something only OLD people have, right? (Don't even say it. I'm still closer to 35 than 40.)
Grey pubic hair...grumble grumble grumble.
Edit: Oh, hell no! I just googled "dying pubic hair" - uh, not because I'm going to or anything, I was just curious - honest! Guess what? You can dye your hair "down there". There ain't nuthin they ain't thought of, is there?
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This is probably why so many women are bare down there.
This exact incident happened to my aunt while we were spending my 21st in Vegas one summer. She freaked out. Use men's facial hair touch-up dye from the store. I hear it's perfect for those TINY spots of gray. ;)
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Just look at it as, using it so much the color rubbed off. ;o)
Mr. Razor and Mr. Wax are two close friends of mine.
Just bedazzle it. Or do the in the shape of a butterfly-hot pink- thing. lol
Lol! Some of my friends out here have waxing parties - I don't know...kind of a personal subject when it comes to hair, especially down there...but to each his/her own.
reason enough for me to continue shaving my $hit!!!
BAHAHAHA! The comments are just as funny as this post!! ;)
Thank god fr razors. However, this is a huge fear of mine.
Who knew? Awesome!
Oh Jeezus! I've got gray "highlights" sprouting all over my head prompting older men to flirt and say things like, "I bet you get a lot of old guys hitting on you." And now you give me THIS to worry about??!
grey really?! eww. yeah this getting old stuff sucks. um that is why I go hairless. much better for all involved. haha
What??!!??? That goes under the category of "what mama never told me".
This is flipping hilarious. Thank you so much for the belly laugh - and that photo - was just priceless. Good God - also - thanks for giving me something else to worry about and look forward to.
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I will not jinx myself by inserting my comment about gray hair. I will just mourn for you instead. Go dye that $hit immediately! lol
Oh, Lord! I just recently started coloring up the gray on my head ... I hadn't even thought of this! No, i will not color hair DOWN THERE. LOL But, the thought of gray ....
Ok the picture and your post on this is so flipping hilarious!!!! I think when I do find one I'll remember this..LOL!!!!!!
thx for the laugh and as a stylist..yeah if it looks like hair it can be done..hmmm...maybe I will!!
LOLOLOL!!!
So far I've used tweezers. Temporarily effective, but not recommended.
In any case, welcome to the club, girlfriend :)
You can dye down there?! Crazy...and sorry for your find ;) I remember my first grey on top of my head. Not fun!
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