Yesterday Corban was in the tangled mess of a garage, trying to get his bike out and he's getting increasingly mad. He's all, "Stupid bike, stupid training wheels! Stupid girls with their stupid toys!"
He's kicking things and throwing things; muttering and mumbling. (Very much a mini version of his daddy.)
Suddenly he stops, looks up at me and says, "Mom, I was gonna say how pissed on I was but then I remembered I can't say pissed on so I didn't say pissed on. Right mom? I can't say that I'm pissed on, right? I have to say mad or flusterrrated."
I was trying really hard, and failing, to not laugh but he kept saying pissed and he was so earnest about it!
So, I said, "Right, buddy...you can't say pissed. but if you did you should say pissed OFF not pissed ON. Because one means mad and the other is just gross."
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FANTASTIC! Ha!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Classic.
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Seriously hilarious! That made me smile because I could totally hear one of my boys saying the exact same thing:)
Too funny...he was really struggling to express himself in that situation:-)
cuz...if my kids are gonna cuss, i want them to cuss correctly, too!
Hilarious! I must say there are some days that I feel a bit pissed on. Today, maybe...
Oh man!!! That is funny!
LOL
OH how I love Corban!
Bahahahaha!!! Love this!
Love it!
Haha! Love it! Thanks for stopping by my blog, by the way! I'm your latest follower!
-Jenn
That's funny. That and when he said stupid girls with their stupid toys. HA!
;D
It is so hard not to laugh at the wildly inappropriate things, isn't it?? Nate repeated the phrase, "fuckin dude" (thanks to one of my hubby's friends) when he was less than 2. I had to leave the room i was laughing so hard.
LOL!!! I so can't wait to have kids for moments just like that one!
Omgosh...i would have had to walk away. LOL Too funny.
Lol! :-D
My favorite: "flusterrrated" I am going to start using it. I will give credit to Corban when it makes it into the Urban Dictionary.
Flusterrated /flus·ter·ra·ted/ˈfləsˌtə,trā,tid/Adjective
1. Feeling or expressing pissed and really pissed, esp. because of inability to change being pissed.
Oh that is a very funny post. Flusterated should be added to Merriam Webster.
This post CRACKED me up! Whew...I needed that!
I so completely miss hearing adorable use of marginal language from when my boys were little. When they're teenagers, well, it's not nearly so cute :)
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