That was, like, the EIGHTIES and stuff. Forever ago.

Sunday Brain Dump...Verbal Vomit....Five Minutes...

Your five minutes begins....NOW!

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Yesterday my oldest turned 12. I remember 12. At least, I think I remember 12. That was ancient history according to the girls here. Like, OMGosh...that was in the 80's! That was, like...so long ago.

I guess it was. But at 12 I met my best friend. I was starting 7th grade. I remember sleepovers when I was 12. Comparing who had boobs and pubes and talking about boys. Sienna, thankfully, isn't all boy crazy like I was but some of her friends are. Last night they were singing karaoke and God Bless the Broken Road came on. Oh yeah, you guessed it...drama. Tears. Sadness. Oh, it reminds me of my ex-boyfriend! *gulp* *gasp* *sob* I'll be ok. Silly girls.

Then there was the girl that WASN'T invited. She was calling and texting..and sending pictures of herself making out with her boyfriend. Holy mother of PEARL batman....inappropriate. Her dad was home..no mom in the picture...but he was drinking beer in the living room watching TV. The girl was all "The clothes are coming OFF tonight!" Who the hell thinks about sex like that at 12?!?! I know, I know..lots of people. But C'MON! The girls here, to their credit, immediately called her (which is what she wanted, duh) and told her not to be stupid. My plus one said, "Don't be THAT girl. Don't be the girl that has sex in 6th grade because then you'll just be a slut for the rest of your life." Another told her to wait until high school (shock! No! Marriage! MARRIAGE!!!) (I mean...No sex...until you're, like, 25 or something! NO SEX! ACK!) Sienna had nothing to add because there's a REASON the girl wasn't invited to the party, yo.

Then there was the neighbor boy that was texting until 11. I finally had to text him and tell him to say goodnight.

Anyway..it was fun. Girls can EAT though...hot wings, honey bbq wings, strawberries, bananas, celery, oven fries & deviled eggs for dinner. All night snacks? Fun Dip, Sprite, Monster, popcorn, doritos, oreo ice cream cake. And that was all before I went to BED! Breakfast was banana bread, kiwi and strawberries and deviled eggs. Right now? They're at the store getting donuts and energy drinks. Crazy Fools! Good think all but one of em are going home today.

12...so long ago. I can't believe my oldest is 12 and that I was having my first baby 12 years ago yesterday. Wow.

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