Corban: I want a snack.
Me: So?
Corban: Well? Can I have one?
Me: You can have fruit.
Corban: What? Noooo Fruit is DUMB! I hate fruit!
Me: Too bad, so sad, little man.
Corban: Get me a cookie.
Me: No.
Corban: UGH! This is dumb! Stupid! DUMB AND STUPID!
Me: Good words there, bud.
Corban: That's all I can have is fruit?
Me: How about a vegetable?
Corban: NO! STUPID AND DUMB! And I'm not having vegetables for dinner, either.
Me: That'll work because we're not having vegetables for dinner.
Corban: What? Why not? That's stupid!
Me: We;re having pancakes, eggs and bacon.
Corban: NO! What?! That's dumb! I'm not having that. Gross. Patooey. I'm not eating that.
Me: Sure ya will.
Corban: No, No I won't! Only the bacon!
Me: And a pancake. You don't have to have egg.
Corban: Fine. And I'm NOT having a snack before dinner!
Me: Well, that'll teach me, won't it?
Corban: Yes! I hope you learned your lesson!!
Me: Well that's dumb and stupid!
Saturday, April 9, 2011
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9 comments:
You're good at the reverse psychology! LOL! ;o)
lol...that's good.
That is hilarious! He sure showed you!
So, Corban used reverse psychology on himself! This if TOO funny!!!!
LOL! Well, I'm sure glad he straightened you out!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Corban sounds awesome.
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He told you!...or did you tell him? I'm confused now.
Love the exchange!
Hugs & love,
Mimi
Ha! Too funny. And also dumb and stupid. :)
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