Do your homework. Do your homework. Are your chores done yet? Did you do your chores? Do your homework. Did you wash your hands? Are you going to get up there and eat or sit in time out? Eat your dinner. Be nice. Eat your dinner. Stop hitting. Stop hitting. Don't bite! No BITING! Close the door. Turn off the light. Close the door. Turn off the light. Do your homework. Eat your dinner. You're not wearing that. Leave your sister alone. Leave your brother alone. Get off the baby. Please don't touch that. DON'T. No! STOP! Do your homework. Wash up. Sit down. Get up. Get in. Let's go. Stay here. Come on! Knock it off! Shh. Shh. Shh. SHH. SHHHHH!!! The baby is sleeping. If you wake the baby, so help me... Get your chores done. Get your chores done. Stop touching that. Leave that alone. Don't pick your nose. Leave your penis alone. Be nice. Make better choices. Put that down. Pick that up. Put that down. Pick that up. You're not wearing that. Put a coat on. We don't eat our boogers. No. No. No. No. No. No. It's not summer. It's not warm enough for shorts. Eat your dinner. Eat your dinner. Just eat 4 freaking bites! Don't pick your nose. Leave your penis alone. Stop saying sucks. Quit saying nuts. Don't eat that. Drink your milk. Don't put that in your mouth. Quit licking your hands. Quit licking your hands. Quit licking your hands. Pick that up. Put that away. Put that down. Stop yelling. Shh. Shh. SHHH!!! The baby is sleeping! Get off that. Don't jump on the couch. Do your homework. Get your chores done. Stop doing that. You better get moving. Knock it off. What is your problem? Spit it out! Get to the end of the story. Seriously? Seriously? Shut the door. Turn off the light. Leave your brother alone. Are you listening? Leave your penis alone. Is your penis trying to fly away? No? Then leave it alone. Stop talking. LISTEN! Just listen! Stop it. Knock it off. Quit it. Do your chores. Eat your dinner. Go to bed. Go to bed. Go to bed. GO TO BED.
The end. Phew. Now there's a little more room in there.
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This was my 5 minute Stream of Consciousness Sunday post. It’s five minutes of your time and a brain dump. Want to try it? Here are the rules…
- Set a timer and write for 5 minutes only.
- Write an intro to the post if you want but don’t edit the post. No proofreading or spellchecking. This is writing in the raw.
- Publish it somewhere. Anywhere. The back door to your blog if you want. But make it accessible.
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13 comments:
Except for the leave your penis alone, you wrote my life. Oh wait, I have a husband. Yup, you wrote my life.
"Get to the end of the story" CLASSIC! I can't wait to have kids... or umm... kid.
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...at least until you wake up in the morning and your brain is cluttered with all that again. ;)
This post is priceless!
Hugs & love,
Mimi
Can't we just record it and press play on a daily basis? Love it!
(Visiting from SOC Sunday)
Parenting is so exhausting!!!
Why why why do they need to touch it so much??? I am constantly telling Nate to leave his alone! I am glad I am not along ion the world of gross boys and you pretty much wrote my week in 5 minutes!
You just made me very happy that I only have one penis in the house!
I love the long string of no's! I feel like that is just about all I say!
HAHAHA!!! You sound like...a mom! I think, okay, I KNOW, I've said almost all of that!
I'm not a mommy yet but i can see myself doing just what you did every day. It also reminded me of an old George Carlin joke but it has a lot of bad words so I won't repeat it here.
Oh that was perfect. That was pretty much what my brain dump was except mine was longer and much whinier. Maybe I should try it your way ;)
We just assure them that it's still there and they don't have to keep checking to make sure it hasn't gone away. I kind of like the thought of it flying away though!
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