Me: Can you make Corban a sandwich? He hates the soup.
Corban: I want Peanut Butter with Butter and Sugar.
Rob: Do you let him eat that??
Me: No. Well, sometimes the PB and Butter but no sugar.
Rob: Hey Corbs, how about one of daddy's special PB & Honey sandwiches?!
Corban: yeah!
Rob: How big of a sandwich for Corban?
Me: Just give him half, that's all he ever really eats.
Brennan: Me too, Me too!!
Rob: You want a sandwich, buddy?
Brennan: Yeah, no Peanut Butter with Peanut Butter with no jelly.
Rob: Uh...how about what Corban's having?
Brennan: YEAH! That's what I SAID!
Rob: :shows me Corban's half sandwich: Make B's like Corbans?
Me: Yeah. Well, cut it in half for him.
Rob: Cut it in half? It's already a half.
Me: Right but cut it the half in half.
Rob: How am I cutting a half in half? So he'll only eat half?
Me: No, he'll eat both halves but you need to cut the half in half so he can eat it easier.
Rob: Wait, what?
Me: Make him a half sandwich and cut it in half.
Rob: So cut the half in half? Do I still make it like a sandwich?
Me: Holy HELL! Make the sandwich like Corban's then cut it in half!
Rob: Ok, Ok..you don't have to yell.
Me: :stomps up the stairs:
Rob: So...make him half a sandwich and cut it in half and he'll eat both halves?
Me: Isn't that what I SAID?!?
File this under: Seinfeld Moment
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
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13 comments:
LOL! That must be something only a mom would get:)
A failure to communicate:-) I have to say 1/4ths to my husband before he gets it.
Sounds kinda Three Stooges-esque to me. LOL! ;o)
It's moments like these that reaffirm my theory of "it's just easier if I do it myself"!
I can totally see this playing out in my head! LMBO!
I can't past he made a sandwich!
OMG! TOO FUNNY! I had to stop myself from bursting out laughing at work.
BAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh this conversation could so have happened at my house!
hysterical - I can totally see myself having the exact conversation - thanks:)
LOVE it! HAHAHA!
Also, loving the new bloggy design!
Why do men need us to repeat what we need done like fourteen times before they'll do it? God I can't handle that. Repeating myself is my biggest pet peeve!
OMGosh! Men are defective sometimes! I totally got what you were saying the first time I read it! lol
I think I just pee'd a little...
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