The Helpful Hint Collection

If you've read me for any amount of time, you know I'm prone to acts of complete lunacy. My brain just leaves the building. I've offered up helpful hints from time to time so that you people will not have to suffer the humiliation that I do. You can learn from MY mistakes. I give them to you one at a time, as they occur.

But that's all about to change.

In this ONE TIME ONLY special deal, you can get all fourteen Helpful Hints from heidi in one place. That's right - we have thoughtfully compiled the 14 hints previously posted on this blog into one package, just for you. No more searching by keyword or tag. No more wondering if it happened in April or September. It's all been combined for YOU, dear reader.

What do you think something like this might cost you? The invaluable insight? The chance to spare yourself public embarrassment? The opportunity to laugh at my expense? I assure you, it will cost you far less than it cost me.

We're offering this one-time deal for a mere comment. Shameless pandering, we know (again, I pluralize myself...very telling, no?) but it's for you. And if you call now we'll throw in a set of overused, dull knives from our very own kitchen! Watch out for these bad boys!

What do you get for this low, low price?

There's cooking hints involving hot burners and plastic things.

Parenting hints involving naughty limericks.

To help you in your "romantic life".

How to NOT spill urine all over yourself.

How about Hints for New Parents regarding projectile feces? Check.

Oh look...ANOTHER cooking hint - this one involves hot flying objects.

All of these and the rest of the Helpful Hint Collection, available for basically no charge.

Well, the only cost is apparently my dignity. Heh.