Dear K-Y,
After watching all the commercials and hearing all the hype about your K-Y Intense Lubricant, we could resist no longer. We had to try it. Well, I mean, we LIKE Intensity, yk?
Listen, I just don't think it lived up to the hype. Neither Rob nor I ended up on the wrong end of the bed. No one smoked after wards. Oh, the sex was good and all - but it's generally always good. (Hello? We HAVE 5 kids!)
The one thing I didn't expect, though, was for my crotch to burn like a hooker with an STD. Holy cats, batman!
I guess you could say that Rob fell in to a "burning ring of fire". *snicker*
We'll give it one more shot, but I might need to build up some courage, first!
Me and my crotch of fire are regretfully not sold.
heidi
Monday, February 14, 2011
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Yes, I'd like to swing from the chandelier or have to be peeled off the ceiling... but the bottom line is that it is a chemical to put on your hoo hoo. No thanks.
Oh my. The same thing happened to me I was not brave enough to post about it because my mother would DIE! Too funny. I like to report the burn doesn't go away the second time... well eventually.
Well, that doesn't exactly sound like a good time. LOL! I sort of wondered about that... never tried it, but I once bought some Olay shower gel that said it was 'refreshing' or 'cooling' or something (and it was on sale). Turned out it had like menthol in it and... um... yeah. I put it in the guest bathroom for when my in-laws visit. LMAO! {kidding} I threw it away. :P
HAHAHAHAHA!!! I love this post! :)
HAHAHAHAHA Thank you for this. I too wanted to try it out, but now I think I'll pass. Our intensity consists of both girl's in school so we can have complete chandelier swinging privacy. No burning involved.
This is a great Valentine post.
You made me cover my mouth and laugh to the point my tummy hurts!
Can I also say that you're my hero! If I had 5 kids to care for everyday and work like you do I would be wearing iron panties and hiding the key...just keeping it real!
Wow!! Thanks for the head's up!!
Laughed through this whole post and every comment too!! So so funny!
i think, in general, it's best if things are left out from around the hoo-ha-al area. save peni...however, as proud mothers of damn near 10 kids between us...there was a point in my life (read: when i still had a uterus) and you might agree, that i was against even peni from entering the region.
this totally reminds me of my origins ginger body wash hoo-ha incident...
*shudders*
don't put even reputable things in your hoo-ha heidi...
LOL!!! Ditto..yes I was curious and now NOT. ouchie momma!
I don't feel anything with Intensity. Just more excited and aroused when the fooling around begins. The KY Warming Gel - now that you should stay far, far away from!
You are a crack up! Thanks for saving me some money by giving us the this hilarious review!! :)
OMGosh...girl you are too funny. Good luck with the next try. Keep an extinguisher close by. LOL
OMGosh TOO funny!
The last time I tried something like that, on our last anniversary, my whoo-ha swelled up like a stone fruit. Not attractive!
Hugs & love,
Mimi
Funny!! Just make sure the kids don't find the tube and start asking questions. Or maybe not such a big deal? I don't know. I just know when my youngest found a sample of raspberry-flavored lube once and asked me what it was, "Lipgloss!" popped out of my mouth before I could even think...
Funny!! Just make sure the kids don't find the tube and start asking questions. Or maybe not such a big deal? I don't know. I just know when my youngest found a sample of raspberry-flavored lube once and asked me what it was, "Lipgloss!" popped out of my mouth before I could even think...
Oh Lordy... I think I learned more than I ever wanted to know - just in your comments section, hee hee!
Thanks for the Public Service Announcement!
Don't they test these products first? You'd think ho-ha of fire would be a big No in the testing group! Don't try it again. I don't see it feeling any better the second time around.
oh...
oh dear...
I wonder if this is what its like for a guy watching another guy get a foot to the crotch. because I am wincing for you...
oh my...
YEs! been there. Painfully so.
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