I Lay Corrected

I'd stand but laying just seems to fit this situation a bit better.

The other day I told you about the burning pits of hell descending upon my nether regions. I bad mouthed the KY Intense. I may or may not have scared a whole bunch of you into thinking that, when applied, your girl parts would spontaneously combust - and not in a good way.

I need to make some corrections.

First of all - we bought the wrong stuff. Because we're smart like that. (I say we but I really mean Rob.) We bought the Ky Yours & Mine gel. It's warming gel. I suppose it did get rather warm, didn't it? Kind of like dry humping a heating pad.



I stand by my previous statements - that stuff is not good. It is bad, bad, very bad. It made me want to drag myself across the carpet like a dog with worms.

But, we still wanted to try the Intense because we'd heard some good stuff about it! So, we tried it. Twice. The first time it didn't do anything for me. We thought maybe my head just wasn't in the game, yk? It's been a long couple of weeks here with strep, sinus infections, ear infections and RSV. Mama's tired. Plus, we'd already had sex twice that week which is nearly my MONTHLY quota. So we chalked the lack of firepower up to that.



Then we tried it again. Are you sitting there waiting for me to tell you about how mind blowing it was? Well, I COULD tell you that but it would be more of a testament to Rob than to KY Intense. Once again, there was nothing. Perhaps my hoo-ha lacks proper sensation from vaginally birthing 5 children? Naw. We're just, apparently, in the 17% of the population that this stuff doesn't work for. Yay us!

On the plus side? It didn't make my crotch feel like I was straddling the sun naked.