Friday, January 14, 2011

The shame of It

Dear Sienna:

You have seen 2 of your siblings be born. You have sat through numerous developmental discussions through each of your three brother's pregnancies. You watched a Nova special about conception and development - including a money shot delivery! We've had versions of "The Talk" for the past 3 years. I gave you a book to read with information on things like menstruation and development.

So you can understand why I was confused that you failed your sex ed test.

When you brought the test home for me to look at just one thing stuck out at me...

After all that you've been taught and all that you've seen with your own two eyes why would you answer that a fetus develops and grows ...

... in the scrotum?

I'm sure your daddy is extra thankful that is not the case.

The scrotum. *shaking my head*

Love,
Mom

19 comments:

Lauren said...

no comment...just uncontrollable laughter!

Kameron said...

I wish they could experience that just once. Ahem. Anyway, that is hilarious.

Mimi said...

Can hardly type from laughing and trying not to pee my pants!

xoxo

-stephanie- said...

Oh if only they did. HA HA HA HA HA

Robin said...

Blah Haa Haah hhhhhaaaaa. I am not laughing at her... only at the thought of a man carrying a baby for nine months... let alone in his scrotum. Thanks Heidi... and Seinna, i needed a good laugh.
Robin

Mommies-Miracles said...

I couldn't help but laugh out loud when I read this! The kids looked at me like I was NUTS!

Susie said...

Now you know who isn't paying attention.

Bridget said...

Holy Toledo! This is ttoo funnny!

Bethany said...

Oh my gosh, hahaaha!!

JenT said...

Too funny!!

Dawn @ P.S.He loves you.. said...

LOL!! seriously!!!

C.C. and Double T said...

Oh mom, she is SO going to hate you for posting that publicly! LOL! :o)

**laughing uncontrollably***

Beth E. said...

Hahahaha...that's priceless!

christy rose said...

LOL Oh my I had a good laugh with this!!

Nikki B. said...

silly S! if babies developed in the scrotum...WE WOULD BE EXTINCT!!!!!

Shawn said...

Oh HEAVENS! I am so glad I wasn't drinking when I read that!

Shawn said...

Oh HEAVENS, I'm glad I wasn't drinking when I read that!

Brandi said...

LMSO (laughing my scrotum off... well, except I don't actually have one. But if I did, I'd be laughing it off right now). Yeah, I don't know. *Shrug* I've had too much coffee this a.m.

I can just imagine the teacher of this class grading these tests. I'm sure he/she gets some doozies. ;)

MommyLovesStilettos said...

BAHAHAHA!! That is great!! :)