What're the chances ...

... that people will think this .... thing ... that has sprung up between my eyebrows is just where my horn goes and that I'm actually a unicorn in disguise? You know, like when a mermaid comes on land but can't get wet or her legs turn back into a tail? Or like a centaur only I'm 95% human and 5% unicorn.


Maybe it's just a third eye. I can freak people out and use 3 fingers to point to my eye area and say, "I'm watching you.", while I point the three fingers at them.



Perhaps it's a rare glimpse into the workings of my brain and Rob could take a glimpse, like a crystal ball.


Or a magic 8 ball. If I shake my head after you ask me a question, you'll get your answer.


Maybe I'll just put a Bindi dot on it and call it good.



Crap. Guess I'll just walk around with a volcano on my forehead.