Sunday, March 28, 2010

Small Talk - Look What The Cat Dragged In

I saw this meme over at Heather's place and thought it looked like fun. Well, that and I'm bored. It's called Small talk Six on Saturdays. But it's Sunday so I can call it whatever I want. Just kidding. I like that these ladies post the topics out WAY in advance for weird people like me. Check it out, join in! No one says you have to do it on Saturday, yo.





This week's topic? 6 celebrities you had a crush on when you were a tween or teen

I don't think I had typical crushes. Well, they were typical for me and my friends but I keep seeing all these Ralph Macchio, River Phoenix, NKOTB stuff and I gotta tell ya? Those guys didn't do it for me. Nope. Nay. Did not. I liked my men dirty. HA! Well, mostly, anyway.

In no real order:

Bret Michaels of Poison - Oh, mylanta. I had inappropriate thoughts about this man that wore makeup. He was Eh-Oh-Tee, HOT. I had posters of him on my wall but nothing like my BFF Michel had...we PLASTERED her room with them. He was just delicious. Now? He's still good looking but mostly he's skanky and nasty. Blech. But back then, he rocked my world.




Sebastian Bach of Skid Row - Another Hair Metal treat. Yummy! Oh, he was tortured!! Remember Yesterday? 18 and life?! Come ON! This guy..ohhhhhhhh. Now? He needs a haircut and he's all bloated like Alec Baldwin. Disgust.



Tommy Lee of Motley Crue - an original bad boy! Oh, he was naaaauuuughty wasn't he? Yes, yes he was. Now? He's just disease riddled with a peter pan complex.



Jon Bon Jovi - oh, come to mama. He sang songs to me EVERY night. We were living on a Prayer, Never saying Goodbye and he went down in a Blaze of Glory...we were meant to be together. Now? Still hot. At least ONE of the hot rockers still has a career and aged well or I'd be a TOTAL failure.



Christian Slater - Hello? Did you NOT see Pump up the Volume? Gleaming the Cube? Heathers? I loved the way he talked, dressed, acted, smoked...*le sigh*



Patrick Swayze - forget it. If you don't know why I'm not telling you. I'd have carried watermelons to see him any day. Uh huh.



What about you??

18 comments:

ham1299 said...

Ha! Thanks for posting - I loved it! I almost put Jon Bon Jovi and Patrick Swayze, too! I forgot about Bret Michaels. Never liked Sebastian Bach, though - I always thought he looked to feminine! LMAO

Sabrina said...

Thanks for making me laugh on a boring basketball filled Sunday! I some of your picks too, but had a few strange crushes of my own. I grew up in a small country town and was completely in love (still am) with George Strait. Old enough to be my dad, but he's the only country singer I still listen too. Strange I know. Another strange one...Milli Vanilli, before they were outed. I thought they were SO incredibly hot. Dunno what was wrong with me. An old country super star and two posers with braids. Ha!

-stephanie- said...

Sebastian Bach!! Yuck. Saw him in concert, opening for Guns N Roses. He was a pompous puke.

Jon Bon Jovi Yes. Hotter now.

I may have drooled over Barry Gibb a time or two thousand.

Bridget said...

Oh yeah baby! Patrick Swayze!!

Braley Mama said...

I loved the nice ones in jr high. Like Kirk Cameron and Micheal j Fox. In high school I preferred the bad boy model type. Antonio Sabado Jr. and Balthazarr Getty. I did love Patrick too, though:O)

He & Me + 3 said...

Girl you loved the tough bad boys. LOL I was more like the John Stamos, NKOTB, Kirk Cameron. Which I still have a crush on:) LOL

Susie said...

Patrick Swayze all the way!! What a waste that he is gone!!

Dana-from chaos to Grace said...

You lost me with Tommy Lee and Christian Slater, but ALL the other ones were all over MY walls too! HAAAAAAAAA!! My BIGGEST one was Bon Jovi....oh my....be still my heart!

webberpa said...

In no particular order: Valerie Bertinelli; Maryann (from Giligans Island); Pat Benatar; Kathi Ireland; Vanna White; Barbi Benton; Jane Fonda; Jodi Foster; Farrah; and, of course Dolly Parton.....;)

The Stiffs said...

Good list. I would switch Johnny Dep for Patrick Swayze though. 21 Jump Street?

MommyLovesStilettos said...

I had all the same crushes. My fave being Tommy Lee. I don't know why because he is NOTHING like what I generally would date. But something about him just made me have a huge crush!!!! LOL

Trudy said...

Ohmigosh...what a blast from the past! I had posters plastered all over my walls and closet doors, but do you think I could actually remember who I couldn't live without back in the day? I know Kirk Cameron was always a favorite and I loved Rob Lowe, John Stamos, and pretty much everyone in Teen Beat magazine, LOL!

You really had a thing for the rockers, eh? I totally agree on the Jon Bon Jovi bit...he still rocks it!

Liz (Loving Mom 2 Boys) said...

I never had a thing for the rockers - but *squeeee* Christian Slater!!! I LOVED everything about him - The Heathers was one of my favorite movies!!

Khadra said...

Bon Jovi still makes me pee myself.

minor catastrophes said...

How is it that Bret Michaels has gotten so yucky these days? Rock of Love?! A contest to see who gets to do him? (Double yuck!)

I'm with you on Slater and of course, Swayze. What a sad thing that the world lost a scrumptious, awesome man like him...

purplemoose said...

Patrick Swayze. . . sigh. . . . remember that tv miniseries "North and South?" Yeahhhhh.

Lisa said...

How scary is it that most of yours are mine!!!

Anonymous said...

When I was younger (and probably much before your time) it was Andy Gibb all the way!!