Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Dear Pastor Jim:

Hi Pastor Jim. I wanted to talk with you about your sermon last Sabbath. I appreciated the sermon and the general gist of it. I found it very insightful and interesting. However, I need to take issue with you on one minor thing and maybe seek your guidance. You see, Sis was listening to your sermon, as well. She is quite a precocious 10 year old and seems to have misunderstood the point you were trying to make.

I was asking my family for help in straightening up before company arrived. I was busily delegating tasks with the admonition that the sooner they completed their task, the sooner they could go play (Rob included!). Little Miss Sis pipes up from the back seat, “Mom, Pastor Jim said that it’s the wife and mom’s job to clean the house. You’re the wife and mom so YOU need to clean the house, not us.”

Well. If you know me at all you know I responded less than favorably to this “opinion”.

Don’t worry, I set her on the straight and narrow. I told her that if that were true, then it was MY job to make sure SHE was being raised up to be the Godly wife and mother that Pastor Jim was talking about, so she could do an EXTRA chore just to get her a head start on that journey.

I know that she was grateful for your sermon last Sabbath and for the knowledge it imparted on her. Perhaps maybe your next message could be on the taming of the tongue?

Yours Truly,

heidi

*wink*

16 comments:

Kelli @ RTSM said...

I love that you gave her an extra chore to do! I think it is great that she was at least listening and then remembered what the pastor said...some adults don't even do that!

The Stiffs said...

That is fabulous!

Lisa said...

HOOT! Don't mess with momma!

Kameron said...

Please tell me she misunderstood that because I might have stood up and had some words with Pastor Jim if that's what he REALLY said!

Cheryl said...

Yeah...I get that at my house. It's when my 17 yo son calls me "woman" and then when I call him on it says...."Jesus called women that all the time in the bible...see, it's biblical..." OMG...lol

Summer said...

oh no he didn't. =)

And oh girl, so glad you did!

JenT said...

Good one! We use the extra chore thing, too, when faced with complainers.

Emily said...

I'm so remembering that extra chore thing! :)

He & Me + 3 said...

Oh girl I could use that sermon on taming the tongue...my whole house. ugh. Bicker bicker. blah blah blah

Funky Kim said...

That girl cracks me up!

Trudy said...

My goodness, you just can't say anything around that child, huh? Way to set her straight though!

Susie said...

Those darned kids!!

minor catastrophes said...

I love Sis! From last post to this one, that girl has obviously got some spunk. You Go Girl :)

Ginny said...

Well your girl IS pretty smart isn't she!!!

She did have a point though, the bible does say that about woman. If you follow the bible, you really can't just pick & choose what you want to follow. Unless I missed something that says you can.

Bridget said...

Oh that is too funny!!

christy rose said...

Oh MY! That was great!!!