Seriously Stupid.

I accidentally posted my Wednesday Iron Chef post, today. Just a few minutes ago, in fact. That was Seriously Stupid.

I have the following posts saved in my drafts folder. It's seriously stupid that a) I wrote them b) I never posted them and c) I'm posting them now.

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Wasn't Me

It wasn't me that, when B threw a toy at me and it missed only to hit HIM in the head instead, that said, "Boy, that was karma kicking you in the butt."

It wasn't me that actually laughed so hard she snorted during a work conference call today.

It wasn't me that threw a ball and said, "FETCH!" to get my son to leave me alone for a few more minutes.

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Google-Eyed

You know those posts people do where they talk about the google searches that land people on their site?

I'm not doing one of those.

Instead, I'm going to show you a bit more of my crazy by listing out some recent google searches I have ACTUALLY done. Exciting, no? Right.

blogger that puts together amazing outfits with super cute bangs <--that one was for Summer

alcohol content in sutter home white zinfandel <---what? huh? I was curious.

can a tooth infection make you sick <----it really, really can.

voice of fillmore in cars <---Rob said Cheech, I said George Carlin. Guess who was right?

maid service bozeman <---I was dreaming.

do fiddler crabs change colors? <---they do, indeed, change color. Did you know?

for the love of pete <-- I was curious where the saying came from.

custom made temporary tattoos <---I'm a 'try before you permanently etch things on your body' kind of gal.

what I'd say to my boss if I won the lottery <---people pretty much pick the same thing.

yawning while sleeping <---B does this all the time and I thought maybe he had sleep apnea or something.

5 months pregnant with negative tests <--- No, I'm not, but I was just curious about something.

866 227 1453 <---annoying telemarketing company that knows EXACTLY when you use your credit card and call to tell you that you are getting free gas vouchers and blah blah blah.

And, of course, I've searched for my name. Who hasn't??

Thanks for wasting your time reading this inane post. Have a day!

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Things That Don't Make Sense

When I smack B's hand and tell him that we don't hit after he smacks me int he face for the 15th time.

When I scream at Corban to quit screaming.

When I tell them no candy for breakfast then serve them Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Lucky Charms.

When I tell the boys no jumping ON the couch, but then set up pillows for them to jump OFF the couch.

That Rob will take the time to clear, rinse and neatly stack all the dinner dishes but not load them into the dishwasher.

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See? Seriously Stupid. Anything Seriously Stupid happening in your world, lately?