Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Seriously Profane.

WARNING: This one is not for the faint of heart, people. This one will take you places you probably don't want to go. And if you're easily offended? Skip this one and come back tomorrow. I'm totally NOT kidding and NOT using reverse psychology. Don't click on the link.

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My friend Julie shared a site with me yesterday. I clicked, because I trust her. OH. MY. WORD. I was literally laughing so hard I had TEARS running down my face. Now, please don't judge me if you go and decide it's insane and vulgar and that I'm demented. Just remember, I'm under a lot of stress right now. *ahem*

Well just HOLD UP and I'll share it with you! Sheesh! Keep your pants on.

I think what's even funnier than the pictures listed are the comments. THEY'RE what make me double over with laughter.

Their motto is: "Handmade? It looks like you made it with your feet."

It's funny, and it's profane. What is it? Why...it's Regretsy, of course.

I'd like to humbly submit that maybe Regretsy is missing out by not having this listed on their site:


Isn't that on EVERYONE'S Christmas list this year?

20 comments:

webberpa said...

It looks just like patte....all you need is a ritz cracker and you will have a party platter.

Brooke said...

Yuck!

Kameron said...

I was checking it out too. I especially like the crocheted birthing doll with detachable umbilical cord and placenta. I was practically crying too!

You wanna know what else is seriously profane???? Heartburn and sciatica and peeing every freakin 5 seconds and having only 3 long sleeve shirts to wear and taking one of said shirts out of the hamper so you have something to wear to work today. 5 weeks 1 day to go. Please go by quickly.

Lisa said...

Triple yuck!

Emily said...

Bleh. I should have paid more attention to your warning...

Eyeglasses & Endzones said...

Wow...that is seriously crazy but also if I was attending a white elephant party this is the place I am going for sure!!! ;)

Im going to click on the link now to see what else might dement me a bit more!!! ;)

Kelli @ RTSM said...

Ok! That is hilarious! A little distrubing too...but hilarious! So those are REALLY things that people are trying to sell on etsy?!?

-stephanie- said...

Corn Poo Soap on a Rope looks more like penis that went through a meat grinder. Bad coloring. What? this wasn't the point of your post? Oh. Um..yes it's certainly profane. I must go check it out.

Bridget said...

I laughed till I cried! The comments definitely made it hilarious!

Sneaky Momma said...

Hee, hee! I love the burning man toy. Must get one for the girls! The one below it? All I wonder is, wouldn't that be cold???????

He & Me + 3 said...

What's up with that? OMGosh that is hilarious. I am cracking up at the 5 nugget moose poop necklace really? Crazy stuff.

Shawn said...

I hurt all over from laughing!

I have already called my friend and read her most if these wonderful items while she is sitting in the car-pool line!

I'm dying!

NO for real I can't catch my freaking breath!

Heidi @ Tayterjaq's Rebels said...

The Man Falling From Burning Building Wood Toy has got to be the absolutely funniest thing ever!! glad to hear it's lead free.
A Piece of Yourself had me crying I was laughing so hard. Where do people come up with these stupid ideas?!?

Heidi @ Tayterjaq's Rebels said...

Ok...I just got to the pink leopard goat coat and my kids are giving me very strange looks because I can't stop laughing. This is hilarious!!

Susie said...

That is so crazy horrible!! Yucko:-(

Jen said...

now that makes me laugh. hahahahaha

jenjen said...

That is seriously weird stuff. I couldn't believe it! But you are right, the comments were hilarious!

XOOX
Jen

Bethany said...

I'm laughing and saying "ewww!!!" at the same time here. Off to check out Regretsy! Love the name of it so that's a good start.

Tiffany @ Lattes And Life said...

Ohmigosh I somehow found my way to that site the other day. TOO funny. Although in all honesty, there were jeans I wouldn't mind owning. But that's entirely between you and me....

Lisa said...

Waving!

If you would like to promote your handmade goodies, check out my new idea!

http://one-hip-mom.blogspot.com/2009/10/craft-co-op.html