Do you know who that is? No, not Johnny "Jackass" Knoxville. Johnny Knox.
He's a wide receiver for Da Bears (Chicago Bears, pro football team for those of you that don't talk the talk).
It's no matter. I just love his name. Say it out loud...Johnny Knox. It's such a badass name, isn't it? I told Rob if we ever have another boy we're naming him Johnny Knox. He's totally destined for coolness with a name like that, right?
People'd be all, "Who's THAT?!?!" And someone would say, "That? Oh that's Johnny Knox." and everyone would go, "Ohhhh." and nod. Not because they'd know who he was but damn, with a name like Johnny Knox he HAS to be supa-fly.
Of course, giving a kid a name like Johnny Knox means they have to live up to a LOT, yk? That's a big name with big implications. Not regal or, I dunno, government job implications but, yk...implications. He'd have to be cool and have awesome hair. He'd have to be nonchalant and unaffected by things. He'd drive a cool car and have eyes to DIE for.
Crap. I think I have a crush on a person that doesn't exist.
Likely what would happen is I'd saddle the kid with a name like Johnny Knox and he'll be a squirelly little kid with glasses that likes to read and play chess. Not that there's anything WRONG with that.
It's still a badass name, though.
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9 comments:
I've seen the current Johnny Knox and he's no where as cool looking as his name. :o) I think one of your kids would have a better chance at pulling off that name than he does. Corbs rockin the hawk is way cooler lookin than that guy!
That would be luck too:)
When did you go red? (I sure have been out of it for a while!--very cute, though!)
Doesn't sound very presidential either, does it?
It IS badass though!
You're hilarious!!
It sounds like a name out of a movie:-)
Yk, i have thought before that that's a cool name. Kind of like Colt McCoy (qb for TX).
I like it...you'd better get to work on making Johnny Knox just so you can tell us all the cool stories about his life!
Johnny Knox, would have to be cool, or be beat up often, there's no in between!
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