I'm having an affair.

*phew* Confession really IS good for the soul, isn't it? So there ya go - my business is out there. Talk amongst yourselves.

Oh, did you want the juicy details? Ok, fine.

I used to be loyal. I used to be so devoted to my one and only but then my one and only failed me. Things got a little stale and I felt like I was putting way too much out and not getting enough back, in return. The relationship was costing me entirely too much and I had to ask myself, was the cost worth it? The answer is no, the cost was no longer worth it.

I began having an affair, and I have to tell you - I'm completely committed to seeing this affair through. My loyalty has shifted and my devotion has been restored.

Oh, sure - I know. The newness will wear off and the "fun" stage will end. I can only hope that there is some substance to this relationship and we can make it last. I'm sure you'll tell me that the cost won't be worth it, but I will just have to beg to disagree. In my estimation, the cost of this affair will cost MUCH less than my original love.

Only time will tell. I'll continue my affair a few times a week and we'll just see where it leads.

Now that I've confessed, all that's left is to formally say farewell to the one I am cheating on. Out with the old and in with the new. What? Was that too callous? Don't judge me.

So, farewell, love. Goodbye to you. Na-na-na-na hey hey hey, goodbye. I'm kickin you to the curb. You've failed me more times than I can count and the cost is far too much for me to afford any longer.



And Hell-oh to my sweet, delicious new love. I can't wait to see where we end up.





Oh, hey, if you live in Minneapolis-St. Paul then a Sista I know can hook you up with a little taste of my new love.