Wednesday, October 21, 2009

heidi's Theory of Evolution

I believe the children are our future..teach them well and let THEM lead the way. That way if there's any danger, us adults will be safely warned. HA!

Just kidding. Crimeny.

Don't run away screaming- this isn't a Creation vs. Evolution argument. No, thank you. Then I'd have to debate with my friend Arlene and she consistently takes me to task. I don't need a whipping this week, thankyouverymuch.

I believe that we must evolve or we will die. We can not stay the same forever. Behaviors must change, ways of thinking must change, our clothing styles must change. It's inevitable. While it may be cool to wear neon again for the next 15 minutes, it is NOT cool to start dating guys with mullets that like to party too much and drive black Iroc Z's. (Was that too specific?)

What was once the norm for us now is not. What was once in vogue, is now passé.

If you're not evolving; you're not changing and growing then what are you doing? You're sitting there, stagnate like moldy pond water. You're decomposing and disintegrating. You're turning into fertilizer.

You know what fertilizer is made of, right? Exactly.

So, to recap my incredibly complicated theory of evolution:

Evolve so you don't turn to crap.

Good, no? Nobel worthy, for sure.

Have a Monday.

15 comments:

The Stiffs said...

This week, I think I heard this too late.

Arlene said...

Sometimes I'd like to stop evolving for just a few minutes so I can catch my breath.

And darn it, I thought we were gonna have some fun today! ;-)

Trudy said...

I'm not in much of an evolving mood this week...can I put it off just for a bit?

I like the theory Heidi!

Emily said...

Makes perfect sense! That's some good logic there! ;)

webberpa said...

Now let me get this straight: my mullet and my Iroc Z are both out of style? When did this happen? Jeez, next thing you'll say is my Led Zeppelin and Lynard Skynard tapes or done, too....DAMN.

Cheryl said...

I agree...but black IROC Z's are still cool... ;-)

He & Me + 3 said...

Hmmm you are deep in thought today.

jenjen said...

Great words today Heidi! I just wanted to say that I love coming over here. You are so funny and always brighten up my day.

XOXO
Jen

Lisa said...

LOVE THIS! So true!

JennyMac said...

Love the post! So spot on.

Lauren said...

Is it okay that I married a guy that used to have a mullet and party too much?

Heidi @ Tayterjaq's Rebels said...

Did I miss something? Why are we having a Monday on Wednesday? I must not be evolving quickly enough if everyone else is 5 days ahead of me...or maybe I'm too quick and 2 days ahead of everyone else?!? I am so lost!!

Susie said...

I agree with you! No one likes stale shit:-)

christy rose said...

Yes!!! I agree we are evolving into the likeness of the Spirit of God as we look into the Word of God and see who and what He has made us on the inside. Or we are turning to crap!!! by not evolving into His image and remaining in our old grossness!
Evolve or turn to crap!!
I love it!!!! :)

Kameron said...

Thanks for the flashback I just had to my high school moment of dating a guy with that car. No mullet, thankfulyy, but he was a scumbag just the same! Super glad it only took me 8 minutes to evolve away from that guy!!