I was wearing the shirt below. Please note, until today I did NOT notice that one of those flower thingys looks like a strippers pasty (pastie?). Yep. Right over the ole nipple. Nothing says "Look at my boobs!" like a well placed flower-thingy design.
So, I was wearin' this shirt:
Can ya guess what happened? Little boy hands grabbed and pulled until WHAM - out pops my left boob. In the middle of SS. Yeah, there are DADDIES in our SS class for little ones. Praise the Lord and Hallelujah for boobies! For they are fearfully and wonderfully made. At least it was encased in a beautiful white nursing bra. :-p Can I get a witness?!
To Courtney Love, honey, I feel your pain. Sorry I pointed at you and laughed with all of my imaginary friends. I've been smoted. Smited. Definitely not smitten.
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Oh my goodness...lol...sorry, I couldn't help it. It's as bad as wearing an elastic waisted skirt and your toddler (that is just beginning to learn to walk) grabs said skirt while you are talking after church, and the skirt is pulled down under your bottom. Of course you quickly sat down in the pew behind you. Which is thankfully empty. Not than anything like that happened to me or anything. :P
LMAO! Hilarious. That's happened to me before. When I had good boobs I didn't mind. Now I'm mortified of course.
At least ya had a bra on!
Oh. my. Lord. I'm trying to stop laughing...honestly, I am. It's not even the actual event that's funny, because I would be mortified as well, the humor is truly found in your retelling of the incident.
Thanks for the laugh but sorry for your Courtney moment.
Thank God for bras. I hope the nursing flap was secure. That could have been bad.
I had a dress with a pattern on it like your shirt.
So, I saw some pictures of me in it and it wasn't so flattering (my pattern was a bit more pronounced!) so I don't think I have worn it again.
:)
Yikes!
niiiiiiice!!!
thank god it was your good boob!
Oh honey, I FEEL your pain!! And yes, it has happend to ME as well! Right in the YOUTH department. Peep Show in the YOUTH department today! WOOHOOO!!
Maybe that's why I'm so popular with them... ;)
Either that or why they are all BLIND now....HAHAHAHAHA
I'm sure all the men LOVE you now. LOL Embrace it. Love the moment. Makes for a GREAT blog! HAHAHA
Ever since you mentioned the pastie, all I could do was keep looking up and thinking "that is one strangely placed design". What an embarrassing moment! You told the story so well that I could imagine it... happening to me... just to be clear -I'm not imagining your boob flash.
Bwah-hahahahaha!!!! *snort - choke - gasp* Oh, Heidi...sorry to laugh at your expense, but that is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time! *wheeeze*
haven't checked blogs much lately and oh how i've missed yours. i come back just in time to read about your indecent exposure at church. i love it!!!
I gotta go to your church!!! Talk about gettin religion in a BIG way! Can I get an amen, brother?! And what a good little boy he is, takes after his daddy, no doubt! Anyway, enough of that..
I read that Obama is com ming to Bozeman sometime! Are you all going to check it out? Protest maybe?
OMG! Bet you laughed!
Tee-hee! Not laughing at you, laughing with you. Mine looks like grapes in socks, so no one wants to look at them!
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