Yes, you heard correctly - for a limited time only I will be coming to you LIVE from the wrong side of the bed. Which side *is* the wrong side, anyway? Is Rob's side the wrong side or is my side the wrong side? What if I just scooch off the bottom of the bed, would that be better?
Yeah. I'm cranky. Rob said he barely noticed. HA! That's a lie. He didn't say that. He said He noticed...that it is "exuding" from me. Look, I like to wear my emotions like well fashioned jewelry,ok? If I have to lug all my baggage behind me then I want to current emotion out front trumpeting my way....*insert trumpet sound here* Make way for heidi! Queen of the Cranks! Sultan of Snark! Emperor of Irritation! President of Pissiness! Bow down...BOW DOWN!! Eh, nevermind..just get out of my way.
I should make my kids a special after school snack to apologize for being such a snotface to them this morning. I should go upstairs and make out with Rob so he's not going off to work hating me. I should take Corbs out of the diaper he's in and put on his unders and give him some praise. B will be ok...he's asleep.
Wait..what?
He's *asleep*?!?! What in the SAM HILL is the deal?!? The kid wants to wake me up every 90 min all night and then be up for the day at 5:30 and then he falls a-freakin-sleep as soon as I'm up and going and there's NO CHANCE of me getting any shut eye? Whoa-ho-ho....this kid is gonna pay today. Oh yeah..he better watch his back. I'm gonna...well, I mean...when he's not looking...hmmm. Damn he's cute when he's asleep. *sigh*
Off to be the domestic goddess we all know I can be. Where, oh where, are my heels and pearls? I have toilets to scrub!
Originally Posted by heidi at 8:00 AM Thursday, February 19, 2009
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Wrong side of the bed? The wrong sid e is whatever side you want it to be on days like this.
Heidi, reading your posts just make my day! I totally wear my emotions on my sleeve...probably how I earned the title Drama Queen!
Hugs to the Cranky Queen. (And the rest of the family!)
Wrong side or not, you're still funny! lol
We all deserve to be cranky once in a while. At least you're funny and cranky!
You are too funny Heidi. I sure do miss your vlogs.
Quit being so darn crabby!!! Ya got a husband that sill likes you (even when yer crabby) and 4 kids who probably will not shoot you in your sleep for your millions; be happy, happy, happy, especially to all those nice postal worker and cashiers poppin their gum in yer face.
I appreciate your bluntness. I too just call it like I see it and like to make sure there is NO QUESTION as to how I'm feeling. After all, it is all about us...right? I mean, we (the Heidi's) are still taking over the world aren't we? It's good for folks to know what's coming.
BTW, S and C2 look so grown up in their new pics over on the side!
Must have been in the air. I was in a really bad mood yesterday too. Praying today is better for both of us.
Must have been in the air. I was in a really bad mood yesterday too. Praying today is better for both of us.
I never ever have days like this. Ever.
Except yesterday, and the day before....and the day before that.
But other than that, never. ;-)
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