Yeah. THAT is what I find profane. People who let their dogs ride in their faces while they drive. It irritates the key-rap out of me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah - I've said I'm not a big fan of dogs, it's true. So shoot me. But yk what I AM a fan of? My children and our safety. And, yk, even though I'm not a dog lover I just don't think they should be hurt, either. I'm not heartless for crap's sake!
You dress your beloved pooch in some nasty little get-up and you pamper her at the groomer. You feed him the best kibble and you make sure he has all the necessary shots. Obedience school? Check. Long walks and time to play? Check. Roll down the window when you leave them in the car at the store instead of just leaving them at HOME in the backyard where they can run and play? CHECK. So WHY the HELL do you let them ride right there in front of the airbag?
Oooooh! Added protection for you, right? You don't want airbag burn? I dunno what else it could be because the impact of that airbag is gonna squash your dog into your face. SMASH. Dog guts. In. Your. Face.
Plus? Uh...when your dog is jumping all over the damned car? And in front of you while you're driving? YOU CAN'T FREAKING SEE and you damned near t-boned me. Uh..I mean..uhm...you could get in an accident.
In conclusion - if you can't leave your doggie at home....why not try this on for size:
And that, my friends is ALL Seriously Profane. What about you? What's been profane in your life lately?
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Alright, now you have gone too far. My little doggie sits on my lap, and its my perogitive, so there....he's cool, I am cool. I dont have accidents, I am a SAFE driver. Number 1. Wanna keep your kids safe? Keep 'em outa the darn streets!!! Number 2. I do not dress the dog, dexter would never go for that. And he eats whatever he can, whenever he can get away with it. Number 3. He is better behaved than the vast majority of kids , so he is less of a distraction that a car or van full of noisy snot-nosed rug rats screaming about how the damn dvd player on the back of the headrest isnt working. Number 4. If there is anything I cannot stand while driving is bone-jarring rap music whose beat you call feel 20 feet away, talk about an unsafe nusance! And 5, the only way to get my dog in a car seat like the one above is if he were knocked out cold with sedatives, and that aint going to happen. Dexter just says NO! to drugs. As should you dog haters!!! HHEHEHE.
Ok, I'm with you about the dog in the lap of the driver. What really bothers me is seeing dogs in cars while their owners are in a store.
I am so busy this summer I don't have time to blog. Ugh.
I agree about the dogs & I love to see the owner on the phone too. Love that!
That is really funny!
I'll tell you what's profane, people who let their dogs lick them in the mouth!
I actually like dogs. We've had a few. But I loved them enough to make crate 'em when we traveled.
And I love my dental hygiene
enough not to let something that licks it's own butt like it's covered in peanut butter to also lick me in the mouth!
You are too funny! I'm not a big fan of dog either and I get all kinds of looks if I tell people that...or don't want to pet their oh so cute little puppy! I love the doggy car seat!
The doggy car seat is pretty funny. As are you Heidi! Thanks again for the smile and the laugh!
I like dogs. We raise Chihuahuas. Mostly the long hair variety. But come on people. They. Are. Animals. Not. Kids. It really just makes me wonder about the sanity of people who treat their dogs like a kid. Calling themselves "mama" and "daddy" to an animal. Dressing them up in cute little outfits. Buying them toys. (Whatever happened to the old bone?) Play dates? Get real.
This stupid cough I've had for over a week is pretty profane. My ribs hurt from coughing so hard.
A male co-worker who tells a pregnant girl (yes me)that she has ballooned in the past couple of weeks. A$$
I could have written that post! I SO love the 150 pound dogs that folks cart around in their truck beds around these parts. I'm sure that puppy would hurt coming through my windshield when you slam on the breaks.
Oskar the schnauzer does like riding in the car with us, but he has to ride in the back held on one of the kids laps. I do not care to see him blown to bit by the airbag!
Ya know what we see in our little town??? People with their little kids bouncing all over the car, hanging out the windows, with NO SEATBELTS ON!!! That scares me half to death every time I see it...I'm so afraid one of those kids is gonna fall out the window right onto the road...SHEESH.
Oh, and BTW. We love dogs. We have a dog. BUT, the only time she's in the car is when she's going to the vet! I hate it when people take their dogs to community events...especially where there's food involved.
Thanks, I am totally am going to have nightmares about that dog now. Sick.
OHMYGAWD. Heidi, you said it man. This is one of my ALL TIME biggest pet peeves because what makes it even worse is that people who do this ACTUALLY think that they are not impaired by their dog being on their lap. uh huh... whatever. Based on my personal driving experience with the people who do drive around with pets on their laps I can disagree. Personally I don't see the difference between this and talking on a hand held cell phone while driving and THAT is illegal in many states.
I am a huge dog lover!
My dogs lick my face~oh the horror!
My 65 pound German Shepherd loves the car and goes with me on most of my local trips, never in a store unless it's to buy dog food, and if I leave her in the car I leave it running {I lock it with the spare key}. She sits on the seat next to me and since she's under 7o pounds the airbag is off. I would never drive with her on my lap, she wouldn't fit even if I wanted her to.
I agree with you but dangerous distractions come in many forms. Be it a dog on the lap, a phone to the ear, a Big Mac in hand, or an out of control child in the back seat. My car is a deadly weapon and I do my best to treat it accordingly.
You certainly hit a hot spot this week didn't ya?!!?*love it*
i find it profane that i seriously thought about lying to my family...and telling them that i have to stay late at school tomorrow...so that i can go see harry potter (shout out potter family) all by my lonesome!!
wait...no, that's not profane...THAT'S BLOODY BRILLIANT!!!
You know what I find profane, seriously...the whole "Harry Potter" thing, I mean, I saw one of those movies, and I just dont think its worth all the fuss. Why dont you let your kids watch a good Arnold movie, like Terminator or Predator, now those are GOOD movies! Heck with that wand-waving kids thing...Should be called Harry pothead. If a kid waves his little wand anc changes something...that kid is STONED!!! Stick with the good stuff. Besides, its a British thing, and I dont like those people much anyway, the only thing good to come outa there lately is Sasha Cohen. Now that dude is funny.
It drives me crazy when people drive with their dogs on their laps, too! It also drives me nuts when--- people get let go from their summer job in the middle of said summer (ahem!!!), it rains ALLLLL day and night, and cable people come and fix, but don't REALLY fix, the cable. Yesssiree!
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