I don't understand why you feel the need to dump out EVERY tote of toys and then leave them all in a heap on the floor. Was the whole point just the wanton destruction of my living room? Perhaps it was just the satisfying sound of the toys crashing to the ground? I mean..you didn't even PLAY with them afterwards, you just left them all there. I don't get that, little man, I don't get that at all.
Why is it that you make that strange sound between the movie previews and beginning of the movie? That weird "Haaaaaaah" kind of sound? Why do you do that? You've done it for as long as I can remember. Where did you get it? What does it mean? Are you communicating with aliens? Do you also make crop circles? E.T. phone home?
When you say your prayers at dinner and bedtime why do you say "Dear Me" instead of Dear Jesus? Are you the second coming? Man did you pick a weird family. When you pray to yourself do you also have the ability to then ANSWER said prayers?
What is your deal with ketchup? I have to have extra bottles on hand just so we don't run out. Does it really taste good on apples or angel hair? I would think that waffles with ketchup would make a person gag but apparently not you. Stomach of steel, yo.
Is there any specific reason that you feel the need to discuss genitalia with random people? It's kind of embarassing to mommy when you ask people if they have a penith or a bagina. These things are private, Corbs.
Well, whatever the reasons are I sure do love you. Even if you do want to be Magnum P.I. (but please stop hitting your brother with the butt end of your squirt gun) because it really is cute when you jump to the middle of the room with your orange squirt gun pointed out and yell "I Magum Peee EEEEEYYYYYYEEEEE!!!".
With 1/5 of my love,
Mommy (Yes, love, I have a bagina.)
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Hilarious! As I was reading this Melody was dumping toys out all over our family room and then walked up to me and said, "I bored". Seriously, child?!
Where did Corbs even learn about Magnum PI??? I'm guessing we can blame that on daddy, huh?? You better do a vlogemotion post today cause I linked the crud outta my post today and you are in it. I don't want to be accused of false advertising!
Hy.ster.i.cal! LOVED it!!! :-)
Kids say and do CRAZY things...wonder who they get that from? Hmmmm....ha...halarious!
So funny!!! I think he and Tommy are twins separated....from the dumping of all the toys to the insane and disgusting ketchup obsession...they could even have great private part conversations together....
That is so funny. I don't get the facination with ketchup either, and I'm talking about my husband...lol. (Love the REO Speedwagon reference... ;-))
I think if Grant and Corban ever got together, we would need FEMA to help with clean-up.
(I love me some REO Speedwagon.)
That's funny stuff. I think he's going to bring you lots more of that through the years, that's quite a kid there!
This was so funny. My little guy and your little guy would get along great. Speaking of toys in a heap, I just heard a big crash and see a empty bin on the floor. UGH
That's funny. Kid do say and do the darndest things.
Oh my gosh,that is the cutest, most hilarious letter ever! Love it!
The 'gina part reminded me of Kindergarten Cop when the little girl {or boy?} shouts, "Boys have a penith and girls have a bagiiiiiina!"
So funny.
Don't pretend that you have no idea where he got Magnum PI. You know that you sit and watch re runs of him in his hawaiian shirts and short shorts...you can't help your self and neither can he....
Tee Hee..LOVE THE LETTER!!!
Oh! How cute is he! Or is that NOT what you wanted to hear? I do agree on the ketchup thing though!
TOO funny! I need to ask Amelia similar questions! :)
I don't know this kid, but I LIKE him. a little guy after my own heart.
He really says DEAR ME. Thats so funny. I also love ketchup and yes it does taste great on EVERYTHING. Stopping by from Mama Kats.
AUGH!! Too funny! When I got to the penith part I almost spewed my cereal out at you.
Great letter, adorable child! I think it shows a certain self-reliance that he prays to himself.
Oh my goodness, my parent sused to always watch Magnum P.I.! That theme song is part of the soundtrack of my childhood!
If you find out the answer to why he dumped the toys and then walked away, let me know because my girls are holding out on me. I think they just like to see the vein in mommy's forhead pop out. (did I spell forhead right? because it looks weird.)
SUPER funny!! My boys do the same thing with their toys too! I think they do it just to make me crazy! But I think most of what they do is to make me crazy so...why not make a mess too!
LOL!!! Love your letter to Corban!! Kyle loves ketchup on everything, too. He eats it on mashed potatoes...blech! (I have my ex-husband's grandmother to blame for that one...)
Too funny!!!
Maybe there are reasons we don't have boys. Not that my girls aren't capable of making huge messes themselves but they usually play with the toys they dump out....like all the littlest pet shop things that are strewn everywhere. My two little ones will not touch ketchup. Jaquelyn was crying at school one day because they put it on her hot dog so she wouldn't eat it and didn't get lunch.
Hahahahaha! What a little stinker. An ADORABLE stinker, but a stinker, nontheless! LOL
He's adorable...even when discussing genitalia!
he must hang out with breigh! she loves to dump and run as well!!
dump and run. that sounds funny. i mean dump toys...
That is hilarious. Seriously.. I am dying over penith or a bagina? .. hahaha.
I have one of those here too!! Little trouble makers...if they weren't so darn cute I'd be half tempted to send them to the gypsies. Free of charge. :)
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