Have you ever noticed that almost immediately after you eat asparagus, your pee smells like you just ate an entire field of it? What IS that?
Or after you eat Sugar Puffs, your pee smells like it a couple hours later?
So weird.
Carry on.
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Nope, can't say I have noticed.... :)
Well, now I am going to have to go out and buy some sugar puffs....
i can't talk about this on my blog...cause the FCC will shut me down, and by the FCC...i mean my husband!!
but, the dude only pees once every 24 hours!! i pee like 15 times a day...my bladder has to be the size of a clementine...his, on the other hand, must be the size of a GD (and on your blog GD stands for gosh darn) watermelon!!!
so, we're in the shower, last night...to uh, save water, you know. 'cause we're green like that...and he pees in my shower (why, for the love of pete do dudes like to pee in the shower when the toilet is not 5 feet away!)
anyway...i sware to JEHOSEPHAT that his pee smelled like friggin FOLGERS!!! i'm not talking fresh brewed, lure me outta bed, folgers...i'm talking about made its way through his bowels, into his bloodstream, then soaked in his kidneys for a day and was mixed in with other bodily wastes, folgers...
this was probably TMI, but, technically, it's still "seriously profane tuesday" right??
plus...you're the one who brought up smelly pee, gah!!!
Oh my goodness...that is hilarious! You both crack me up! Things that make you go hmmmmm....or pee I guess!
I have to hold my nose in the bathroom...in fact I have a pair of those nose clamps people use during swimming hanging next to my toirlete. This, happily takes care of home, but I have this real strange problem going into public restrooms, often I will hold it until the point of bursting. One time I almost did, on a plane, caused a bit of a scene, though some marshalls did get involved, and well lets just say I dont fly United any longer. Its one of my peculiarities. I prefer to walk into peoples gardens and smell their flowers; this, too has caused some problems, butnothing I havent been able to handle.
One really, really, REALLY good reason to not eat asparagus! :)
And we won't EVEN talk about what happens to BMs after consuming beets. Yeaaaaah baby. Except to say that it's . . . colorful.
Ha! You are so right about the asparagus pee. I have no idea what the sugar puffs things are. But I definitely agree with the asparagus.
AND, I've been drinking a lot of the Crystal Light Sunrise, and it also makes your pee smell funny. Hate that!
My husband says the same thing about asparagus! Too funny! I have never noticed it!
Um, never really got down low enough to smell mine or anyone elses urine.. Now when you walk by a public mens bathroom and the door is open I have smelled rank sweaty balls.. you know (vinegar, salt mixed with a little bbq sauce) Yep that's what they smell like. YUCK! LOL
What good would I be if not to fill in for Bill Nye the Science guy??? Asparagus has a sulpher containing compound called mercaptan in it. It is broken down by enzymes in your digestive tract to make it smell like that. Some people don't produce that enzyme so maybe that's why Alicia has never noticed it because, honey, I don't have to get anywhere near the bowl to smell that stink after I eat asparagus!!
so now ya know!
I don't eat asparagus, but I am so with you on the sugar smacks. How about coffee?
Yea, I get the coffee. If I drink too much...yep. Smells like coffee. :P
Holy Cow, Kam! Thanks for the explanation above. I've always wondered why my asparagus pee smelled like that.
But can't say I've ever tried the Sugar Puffs.
Ok, after reading this post and all these comments the only thing I can really say is;
EWWWWWWWWWWWW GROSS!
I haven't noticed that but, I do notice eggs. Not foundly though:-)
I have never eaten asparagus.
But still a really funny post!
I'm glad I'm not the only one!! When I was a kid I used to have a saying that "Super Sugar Crisp makes super sugar _______*"
(*Starts with "p" and rhymes with hiss.)
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