On Wednesday's Mama Kat hands out writing assignments. This week, I chose to play along.
The prompt: 3.) List ten things you are currently sick of.
(inspired by Jenny)
Sounds like a rant to me! Whooopeee!
Uno: I'm sick of paying Bills. Every month we throw money at them and every month they want more. Helloooo? Didn't we pay you LAST month? Sheesh.
Dos: I'm sick of kid's fighting. Just put a sock in it, already. Oh, is that mean? You'd prefer I say 'shut your pie hole'? No? hmm... 'Can it'? 'Shut it'? 'Zip it'? 'Put a cork in it'? I rally don't care which one it is..just shut up and stop fighting, already.
Drei: I'm sick of all the neighbor kids making a mess with my kids toys (even when we're not home) and then my kids or Rob & I end up cleaning it up. I have enough to do without cleaning up after all of your lazy butts, thankyouverymuch.
Vier: I'm sick of being tired all the time. Or maybe I'm sick FROM being tired all the time? I'm confused.
Cinq: I'm sick of winter. We've had a summer preview these past few days but I'm sure winter isn't done bending us over and flogging us yet. Jerk.
Six: I'm sick of sharing a computer with Rob. It makes Rob grumpy and grumpy Rob is not Fun Rob.
семь: I'm sick of fighting with the people that live here with me to get them to help me clean up. I don't make 80% of the messes yet I do 90% of the clean up. Are the other people that live here incapable? Um...no. So, let's get a move on and get motivated, already. Becfore I motivate you myself.
восемь: I'm sick of the taste of water. It's so damned boring. And no, I don't like the flavored water, either. Blech. Patooey. Why can't water taste like beer? Or wine? Or Pepsi?
Hati: I'm sick of my flab. Can it just magically disappear, please? *poof* Flab be gone!
Kyuu: I'm sick of thinking of what I'm sick of. I thought this would be easier than it is but apparently I don't have as much anger or righteous indignation as I thought I did. Must have been all the purging in my earlier post.
Go check out what other, wittier people had to write about!
Thursday, May 21, 2009
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I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one that gets fuzzed up about doing majority of the cleaning up around here when i don't do the majority of the mess making! I'm not the hired help people!!!
I too am locked in the eternal fight to get people to pick up their own crap. It might go my way a bit better if I learned to pick up my crap first.
I would have to be right there with you on cleaning up everyone else's messes. I am sick of them complaining when I ask them to *gasp* clean up a mess that they did not make. Apparently *I* am the only one who should clean up other people's messiness, they only clean up their own...oh, oh, oh....no they don't do that either!
If you figure out a way not to pay bills every gosh darn month, please fill me in...I would be most excited to know that secret.
Sometimes it is good to purge the evil:-)
great list. I get you on the water thing. I was just complaining about this last night.
What's with the different languages on the numbers? Cool, anyway.
I'm totally with you on the "clean up the mess". Or rather, "clean up your mess". Key word there being "your". I feel like that's a daily mantra - clean up your mess!
I almost did this prompt too, but I figured it was best to just not get me started. After reading this, I'm thinking that I should have gone for it! Relief! Tell those kiddies to shut their pieholes and stop making a mess! Then take a nap!
I am sick of kids fighting too! And I also share a computer with my hubby and I hate it!
How many different languages was that?
Can you let me know what you discover to make the flab be gone because I need it. Like yesterday!
Amen to those! Especially bills and kids fighting!!
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