So I was cruisin' around reading blogs when someone's Not Me Monday rang a big ole loud bell in my head and reminded me of something.
Once I unexpectedly started my period early. As such, I had no supplies so I did the old toilet paper macguyver thing and ran to the store. I briskly walked into the store with my kids and went to get my party favors. I had to do a deep knee bend to pick one of those kids up. I stood up...and started walking. Guess what I heard behind me? Yeah. Some other kid yelling "Gross! Mom! There's bloody toilet paper on the floor!" Oh my goodness...I think I could have dropped dead right there. Instead I put all the kids in the cart and played shopping cart grand prix, making a pit stop at the bathroom before paying for my OPEN box of tampons and new pair of underwear. Good times.
Wanna share an embarassing story of your own to lessen the pain and suffering I feel? Or would you merely like to laugh at me? Eh. Laugh away! LOL
Monday, March 9, 2009
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OMG!! yeah, see i don't miss that at all!
You poor thing. I would have just died.
{{{Heidi}}} You sounded like you needed a hug.
It's moments like these that make me long for menopause...or at least a hysterectomy. I can't wait to done with this stupid monthly visitor once and for all.
Soo funny. Here's a link to a my embarassing story. Coincidentally it also involves underpants & the grocery store!
http://screamingmimitoo.blogspot.com/2008/10/i-may-have-to-change-grocery-stores-but.html
Well yes, I have an embarrassing story as well. I was 12, wearing a floral dress. I was in Sunday School class sitting next to a boy. The teacher asked us to stand up and repeat some verses then asked us to sit down to say prayer. When I sat down on the wooden chair "Aunt Flow" decided she wanted to come out. Well I could feel that my lower back was wet. And when I opened my eyes during prayer to see if anyone had seen it, the boy's eyes sitting next to me became the size of golf balls!! So I run to the bathroom look in the mirror and sure enough, "Aunt Flow" went through my underwear, tights, slip, and my cotton dress! I was hoping it looked like a flower with all of the other flowers on my dress, but of course it went through the only white part of my dress. I was mortified and that is the day I switched to tampons. Now, I'm in heaven b/c my current B.C. pills make my periods extinct!! I'm with ya Heidi, I'm with ya!!
I worked at Cheesecake Factory and we had to wear all white. I know, what idiot decided that was good for serving food, right?? Well, I started my period and was outside having a smoke (yes I used to ) break. I have never been very lady like so I was sitting with my knees apart on the steps and one of the {HOT} guys I worked with had to tell me that I should close my legs and go to the bathroom. I wanted to crawl under a rock. Needless to say I had to throw out those pants.
Oh my goodness, I think I just pee'd my pants laughing so hard... You are a riot.
wowzers. i have nothing. nothing that comes close to that. lol. it was pretty hilarious!! oh and i got a super cute gift in the mail today!! :0) thanks.
I will never, even under the threat of death, admit to my most embarrassing moment. Ever.
However, I will share this one.
Same mcgyver thing with the TP? Picture it in 7TH GRADE. ON A VOLLEYBALL COURT. AT A GAME.
end of story.
I choose to laugh. And laugh hard. Hilarious..... You are hilarious.... and I love it. Thank you hon for your story. Just what I needed today.
Oh no! I love how honest you are. LOVE IT
Oh no! That's a moment you will not forget!
Poor Heidi! My pants fell all the way to the floor one time in Bath and Body Works. There were definitely witnesses! :)
Sorry, but I have to laugh. Laughing at the other stories too. My most embarrassing story is not funny, it's crawl in a hole and never come out.
I was at my friends mothers funeral. I went up to his sister, and instead of offering my condolences, I said to her, "congratulations".
What a dope! I was horrified.
When I was in high school I decided white pants were NOT for me. I'm sure you can guess why!!!
Oh yeah, I know what you mean. Before I switched to tampons I would make sure I carried books with me to and from school. Just casually carry them "behind" me. Now that I have a period only about once a year (having babies and nursing will do that sometimes), I don't have to worry so much. *whew*
I received your Pay It Forward gifts today. Love it all! Thanks so much. My post about it is up and running.
Thanks for the daily laugh! I think I would have killed over right in the store!
Oh, by the way if my recipe gets picked as one of the challenge recipes I will go to WAL-MART and take a picture of dried beef.
Hope you have a blessed Monday!
hahahahahah, you embarrasing when you are going through it, but so funny to tell as a story later :). Poor you... :)
It's only funny AFTER the fact right?
I laughed so hard when I read this! I could see that happening to me!
Though I have not had something like that happen to me, something similar happened to my hubby while we were on a date. We were in a Home Depot looking at items to redo our bathroom. My husband thought he was just..um..passing gas. Well he realized quickly it was a bit more than that. Next thing I know he is high tailing it to the bathroom. He comes back like 15 minutes later and says we need to go. He, under his breath, explains that he pooped himself. As we are quickly walking, more him than me because I'm doubled over in laughter, I look down and there is toilet paper trailing behind him like a tail coming out of his pants. I am so over taken by laughter I can't even breath the words to tell him. He realizes I am not with him and turns around and out comes the TP. Now what he did next I am so embarrassed by, but we just happen to be in the bathroom department and when he sees the TP he grabs it and tosses it into a near by toilet display. I was mortified! I don't think I've ever left a store so fast! I still crack up when I think about it!
oh wow, I thought that sort of thing only happened to me. ouch!
Yikes! Sorry to tell you, sister, but none of my embarrassing moments can top that. SO glad you can laugh about it...now.
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