People claim they don't say a lot of things. They plead the fifth or they lie. You can go see for yourself over at MckMama's place. I'm doing neither. I'm just saying that you did NOT overhear the following:
It was not me that you overheard saying the following, while bathing the boys: 'Corban, stop letting your brother play with your penis.' "Why? I share!" 'We don't let people play with our penises, besides, B has his own penis to play with.'
Again, Not me you overheard while settling into bed for the night with Rob having this spontaneous, random exchange: 'Well smack my butt and call me Betty.' "I can call you Betty And Betty when you call me, You can call me Al." After which exchange there was not much muffled laughter to the point of tears. (We're so romantic.)
I did NOT jam the leg of the highchair between my toes and subsequently go flying into the dining table while yelling "Mother Theresa!" You certainly didn't hear that.
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I just love coming over to your blog. I always get a good laugh.
Lol. I'm laughing in my living room, alone. You are too much...
Ah, to be young again...thats funny, because on our retreat we kinda talked about playing with things we shouldnt...well, play with. Do you think its a coincidence or is God working again?
HAHAHAHA!!! OMGosh, those were hilarious!!
Heidi, you crack me up! LOL
Who needs romance when you have laughter! That is priceless!
I'll give you a 10 1/2 for making me laughing hard enough to ..never mind if you really want to know you'll visit my place later.
You are funny. It's great that you and your hubby can laugh together. Laughter is good for the soul!!
Well...did he? Spank your butt and call you Betty, that is.
You are so hilarious! I love the tub one! I would love to be a fly on your wall!
Ouch! And what is it w/ boys and their penises?!?!? My two oldest were in the bath the other night. Melody was "washing" Jack's hair and the whole time he's frantically wiggeling it around. Seriously, what the heck!?
Girl you just get funnier everyday!!!! That is some romance right there with your man.
Thats just too funny for a Monday!
Have a great week!
Omg...the penis thing is hilarous!!
That's was hysterical!
See you didn't need help blogging you just needed a short break.
Welcome back!
Girl,
you and your hubby with your songs in bed...cracking me up. I use Mother Teresa alot too...LOL Hope your toes and foot are ok.
Thank you for another laugh this morning! I do not look forward to spending my Monday mornings reading Not Me's!
Dawn
P.S. Way to keep the romance alive! Love it!
I remember having those discussions with my boys when they were little!
That was hilarious! Thanks for coming over to my blog! I'll be sure and be back!
great not me monday I couldnt stop laughing at the boys in the bath speach
oh my gosh. you are the funniest ever!!
OUCH! I literally made myself BLEED while laughing at your MOTHER THERESA! I was eating my sandwich, and chomped down so the food wouldn't fly out of my mouth when I burst out laughing, but I chomped the inside of my CHEEK instead! MOTHER THERESA THAT HURT!!
Your house sounds like fun:-) Lot's of cool stuff to listen to!
Thanks for the laughs. I love the story of the boys in the bath. Trey is just now finding out about his parts. One little boy showed Trey his part the other day at daycare and Trey said, that is nasty put it away! Don't we love what comes out of their mouth. Have a great day!
Your house has got to be a place of laughter!! Has to be.
We've had the penis conversation here too. :)
LOL! I'm sure the boys will be happy that you captured that one on the internet :)
Happy Not Me! Monday.
One for the baby book there! TeeHee!
Mother Theresa Betty!
Love Al
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