God has smote me before. Yes, on many ocassion. I blogged about one that involved flashing, back in my early days here on this blog. Go ahead and read it, I can wait.
Done? Ok.
Just today Jill was talking about how Itty Bitty used the potty!! Yay Itty Bitty! And Lauren posted a sordid tale involving undiapered bums and messes.
STOP!!!
The following is NOT for the weak of stomach.
To finish my story..
No sooner did I hit post on my comments to Jill saying Corban was fully trained did I hear, "Uh oh..mommy? I pooped!"
What?! Are you KIDDING me? C'mon...let's go to the bathroom. Wait...Normally it's just a stinky mess, right? I mean, it pretty much stays in the undies, no? Yeah. He's not wearing any underwear - great time to let the kid free-ball it, mom.
Oh yeah - and he's on antibiotics, too so he's just had a stinky, smelly, antibiotic induced diahreal explosion in his pants with no underwear to play catch.
He's RUNNING to the bathroom now and I'm screaming WAIT! WAIT!!! No, just go, GO!
As I get him in the bathroom and am cleaning him up, suddenly I remember we left B out there in the carnage. And B is mobile.
I go running out of the bathroom yelling "Don't even MOVE, Cor-BAN!" and snatch B up. After an initial inspection I thought he was free and clear, so I set him down in a safe area and finished my Corby clean up.
As Corban and I walked out of the bathroom that smelly ole smell hit me and I was grabbing the carpet cleaner. I looked down and noticed a snail trail of poop...like somone was dragging something with poop on it across the floor.
Well, how can that BE? The only things over here are me, the carpet cleaner and....B. Oh yeah. B crawled THROUGH some poop and then continued crawling up the hall, leaving a little trail where he went. Nastiness personified.
Never fear - everyone is cleaned up, I ran the carpet cleaner and those pants? Yeah. I threw them in the trash.
Let this be a lesson to you all...watch what you say!
Thursday, March 26, 2009
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"Let this be a lesson to you all...watch what you say!"
either that or don't let little boys free ball it around the house. encouraging this type of behavior out of a little boy who already thinks that is the coolest toy is only going to irritate the living hell out of your future daughter-in-law.
Not a good day! But those boys are so darn tootin' cute, they can get away with a lot, I'll bet!
If it was Monday I would tell you that I am so NOT laughing right now. ;)
Ohmygosh girl!! I am SO sorry! I have been smote. smited. whatever. recently. I *HATE* it when that happens. But I guess it keeps us humble. I'm currently on a mission to track someone down & apologize for something I did, and then eventually had done to me. I have to apologize. :X
OH MY DAYS! I totally understand. My household has been smitten before. There are five of us, me, Fro, Cat, Bambam and my 21 y/o brother. Me, Fro and Cat were struck down with a wicked stomach virus. Anytime either of us moved we needed a toilet and a trash can. My brother retreated to his bedroom with Bambam. During the night there was a massive green explosion in Brother's room, seems Bambam finally got it too. Needless to say, laundry the next day was a witch! I feel for you girl. Hope Corban gets over it soon.
I really hate to laugh, because now something like that will happen to me. However, you are cracking me up.
Luckily we're past that stage now. JD was notorious for his situations like this!
Oh, no! I cannot even imagine cleaning up that mess. You poor dear!
If it's any consolation, IB peed on the carpet twice today. Nice. To her credit, she was successful once today.
It never fails that when I talk about my kids achievements, my words always bite me in the butt. :)
Oh, and thanks so much for the linky love! :)
Ok so I totally missed the flashing post hilourious!
And as for this one..GROSS!
A mother's work is never done that's for certain!
Come read what my dd did this week to me..
I have 4 words for you, been there done that!
This too shall pass my friend!
I can so get with you there. Rebecca has been trained for over 2 years and she still has troubles with diarrhea. Something about those squishy toots gets her every time. Gotta make sure there's some undies on those bottoms though. Makes all the difference.
But on a brighter note...isn't it nice to have only one in diapers!!
I too have been smote! Don't you just love antibiotics!
Thanks for tagging me! I washed EJ's sheets right away, but I haven't actually put them back on her bed yet. She has just been sleeping on a blanket on top of the mattress. Does that make me a bad mommy? ;)
You poor thing!@@!!!!!!!
In a way I know how you feel. Our household cat was sick with diarrhea. Except everytime it happened, she would get so scared and freak out. And run all over the house as fast as possible.
That was a tough week.
That was the best EVER. Ever. Loved it. I can't believe B went through as well! Thanks for the laugh my friend!
P.S.
I adored your previous post, I've been thinking about it all day, and how appropriate it is. well done
Did she say the boys are tootin' cute!! wow!! Anyway, I hope your weekend is better!
That is SO great. Too much fun for one person to have in a single day...you just have to laugh, and be glad you didnt get any near your mouth. Not that you would, but these things have ways of going places you would never guess they could. Talk about a kodak moment.
I think God has a fabulous sense of humor and insists on using it through karma on a regular basis. You would think that knowing this I would learn to watch what I say, but noooooo. I just throw myself and my children at God's and karma's mercy every day.
Oh snap! I'm sorry but that just plain sucks, no ifs, ands, or buts about it!
holy moley---that's going to be me this summer, what with all the potty training that's planned for the toddler.
thanks for the reminder of what i'll have to watch out for!
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